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| I'm stuck in a room with like 7 of Levi's friends. Party for them,
just another reason to blast the hell out of these speakers for me.
Also:
Josh declared it "Fat Dump Friday". Take that as you will. You can
imagine what my bathroom looks like after that announcement.
Ghost
hunting last night didn't go as well as planned. We started too late,
then we couldn't figure out how to get into the cemetary without
getting caught, then we went to a different, easier-access cemetary but
my camera immediately went all weird once we got in there and wouldn't
tape anything. Also, Levi and Jesse were pussies and wouldn't get out
of the car (Sara, you were right!). Next time, we're enlisting Briana
to show us how to get into the good cemetary.
Yaaaay.
EDIT:
OMG, I found my bus stalker's myspace. This is too funny. I feel bad
for making fun of it, but that's what you get for being a douchebag. | | |
| So up until now, i was having an oddly crazy-people-free week. Of
course, today made up for it all in the form of just one person.
I was catching the 44 in lincoln heights, and it was like 6 in the
morning. It was doing that half freezing rain/ half snow/ general
disgusting weather thing, and I was standing at the bus stop outside
Mcdonalds by myself, because nobody gets up that early to take the bus
except me, usually. I thought I was alone, until I heard this noise,
and out of the darkness comes this tweaked out, twitching lady, wearing
no coat and a playboy bunny hat.
I didn't say anything to her,
because that's what I do, but she came and stood beside me to wait for
the bus. Finally, she points down the street, and goes, "Is that it?!
THAT'S THE BUS!", and I was like, "No, I think that's just a semi or
something." because they have the same lights. turns out I was right,
and the drugged up lady was really disappointed. Instead of shutting
up, though, she just started going off at me. Not like yelling or
anything, but she was like, "Do you know why I'm here?! I just barely
escaped with my life!"
And she launches this story about how
she's a prostitute, and she just ran away from a house where three guys
picked her up, and she fucked two of them, but the third guy tried to
do her in the butt and take her money, so she had to get away.
So I'm standing there like O_O cause really, what do you say to that?! I was like, "Oh..uhhhhh. Good thing you got away, then."
then the bus came, and I was thinkning, "Yesss. I get to get away from
her.", but no such luck because she followed me to the back of the bus,
and despite the headphones in my ears, proceeded to tell me EVERY
LITTLE DETAIL of life as a prostitute. Everything from how she got into
the business to the dick sizes of the guys she was screwing like 10
minutes before she met me. It was the longest ride downtown I've ever
had in my life, and the whole time i was thinking, "PLEASE GOD let her
get off the bus before we get to the plaza" because once I get there, I
have to wait 15 minutes for the 66, and I knew she's just follow me
around. Luckily, she got off by LC, but before she left, she was like,
"How old are you anyway?"
I told her i was 18, and she said, "Really? I thought you were like 13 or something."
COME ON. do I really look 13 still? Arrgh
Anyways, I'm getting back on the bus to go home in like 10 minutes. Wish me luck.. | | |
| Alright so Friday Night = Tub Ring. The other three bands that were
with them cancelled out (the douchebags), so Tub Ring was left with no
place to play. Luckily, Dustin got them in at that place across the
street from the opera house. It's 21+, so we had to stand outside, but
whatever, we saw Tub Ring and it was rad. They came and talked to us
afterwards, and we got some pictures, so as soon as I waste the rest of
my film and get them developed, I'll post 'em. Yyyyeaaah.
Friday
was also Jesse's birthday, but we went out Saturday instead. We went to
Shari's, where Nick nearly got kicked out for acting drunk and asking
the waitress if she would be his Squaw. Then, of course, we ended up at
The Vu, because that's what we do. Sara and I went halfs on public
humiliation for Jesse. We paid them to do the birthday dance for him
onstage, under the name of Vladimir Suckmeoff, and to make jokes about
him hooking up with men and working with meat all day. It was awesome.
They also whipped him with leather belts until he basically had no ass
left, and let Sara and I pick put a porn video for him. So of course we
picked "Wizzard of Odds 6" which includes (as the box says), "Fat, bald
porkers, midget facials, quadraplegic nursing, haircutting,
'brown-nosing', transsexuals, and any combination of the above and
more". It was so fucking disgusting that we nearly threw up looking at
the box. We knew it was the perfect one for Jesse. He tried to get rid
of it (leaving it under the table, kicking it in the mud, and throwing
it out his car window), but it still survived.
I gave it to Levi the morning. He's passing it off to Josh. Those two should have some fun with it. | | |
| Tub Ring in...3 hours! YAAAY!
Last night, the Thursday night posse and I rediscovered the joys of those GI Joe PSA's that we quoted all last year.
"Give him the stick - don't give him the stick! OHHHHHHH!"
LOL, those are still funny.
In other news: Tub Ring, oh my god, yay. | | |
| Last night, Jesse got bored, so we all got in his car and started
driving around. Since we had no real destination, we just rode around
until we found this creepy lookout above the river that was all covered
in fog and stuff. There was this big set of buildings way down at the
bottom, and after deciding that it probably wasn't Area 51 only in
Spokane, like I'd originally suggested, we went to see if we could find
a road to figure it out.
And so starts our journey to The Asshole of Spokane. The place turned
out to be a sewage treatment plant, but none of us realized it until we
got right up next to it, and Jesse had his window rolled down, so the
smell hit us all at once. It was almost as bad as the time Josh took a
shit in Jesse's backseat (ALMOST), but since we could speed away from
it this time, we didn't have to pull over so everyone could puke (like
we had to in the Josh incident).
Anyways, the place was like waaaay down at the bottom of this cliff,
all surrounded by forest and stuff. If Bigfoot lived in Spokane, he
definitely would have been there (we were all looking out the windows
for him anyway). We had no idea where we were, and somehow, after a lot
of driving, ended up at Northern Quest casino. We wanted to go in, but
Levi was with us and he's only 16, so what did we do? We all went in
anyway and left Levi in the car. Now I know that sounds horrible, but
Levi actually wanted us to, just so he could call his friends on his
cell phone and be like, "Hey. My sister and her friends went into the
casino and left me in the car." Haha, it wasn't for long anyway,
because none of us had any money. We just went in because we wanted to
buy pretzels and cheese sauce from their restaurant (and bring them to
Levi).
As it turns out, my cousin works there, and I didn't know that, so she
gave me free pretzels, and then we left because we'd kept Levi waiting
long enough (even though he was talking to Jesse on his cell phone
pretty much the entire time we were inside).
The way home consisted of a lot of us hitting Jesse from behind and
making him swerve into different lanes, Jesse and Daniel getting into a
wrestling match on the hood of his car in front of an unmarked
policeman, and the policeman hiding around the corner, thinking that he
could catch us as we went by. Luckily for us, Levi has Police-O-Vision,
and we escaped arrest once again. Hooray!
Abrupt ending.
EDIT: WTF, they changed the format on this thing again. QUIT CONFUSING ME.
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